This “strictly unauthorized” book of poetry made by Rob Sears from the Tweets and speeches of the “The Donald” will certainly give you a good laugh. I know I’m buying several copies for those on my Christmas list that are hard to buy for.
Here’s an example of the hilarious poetry offered in this collection:
All I ask is fairness
People are constantly attacking my hair
I think it’s very unfair
Obama said he never met his uncle Oscar
Can you imagine if I made that statement?
It would be the electric chair
Purchase it here (if you’re so inclined).
Also check out Rob’s other book, Vladimir Putin, Life Coach.
The Back Cover Copy of The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump:
What if there’s another side to Donald Trump? A sensitive, poetic side? Driven by this question, Rob Sears began combing The Donald’s words for signs of poetry.
What he found was a revelation. By simply taking the President Elect’s tweets and transcripts, cutting them up and reordering them, he unearthed a trove of beautiful verse that was just waiting to be discovered.
This collection will give readers a glimpse of the Trump’s innermost thoughts and feelings, on everything from the nature of truth to what annoys him about Halle Berry ? and will reveal a hitherto hidden Donald, who may surprise both students and critics alike.